The Joy Lies Club

Like any other weight obsessed individual, I’m a sucker for weight loss stories. I’m always in awe of the dramatic physical change. On  every occasion, I call bullshit on their new transformation via their actual new weight. I have a hunch they minus 10-15lbs off their actual new weight to make viewers like myself believe they are truly hallucinating when looking in the mirror. I know how much I weigh, and no you don’t weigh 140lbs now. If you weigh 140lbs, then I weigh 100lbs. Yep. To The Joy fit club, thanks a lot assholes.

I will confess my love for The Biggest Loser. I wish I had Jillian in my back pocket to bring to the gym, grocery store, social outtings. Not that I can’t control myself, but I feel the need to be yelled at once in a while tofuckingcutitoutstopeatingkeeprunningyouloveme. Jealoussss.